There was once a little kitten
Who fit inside a mitten.
She snuggled up tight
All through the night,
And woke up a sweet little kitten.
There once was a mayor named Billy
Who's gut was quite large and silly.
He went to the store
And fell on the floor
And that was the last of poor Billy.
There once was a unicorn named Kitty
Who lived in a land named Ditty.
She remembered a time
She played with a chime.
She thought she was really witty.
There once was a great white shark
Who found the legendary ark.
It stopped at a hill
And gave a big shrill,
And bumped into his friend named Mark.
There once was little boy
Who tripped on a tiny toy.
He let out a sigh
And slapped his thigh
And never came back to the toy.
The once was spider from Clider
Who drank down five cups of cider.
He then blacked out
And without a doubt,
He is now such a terrible spider.
There once was a small boy name Bobby
Who liked to eat beans in the lobby.
He tripped on his shoes
And so did poor Lu,
And that was the end of small Bobby.